Aap hans kyun rahay hain?
Mujhay laga ke main bay araam hunga...
...jab sach baahir aeyga.
Lekin mujhay bahter mahsoos ho raha hai.
Mujhay lagta hai ke ye achi baat hai ke main nay iss sab ke baray main sach kaha.
Bilkul.
Sach say ziyaada achi baat yehi hai.
Tumhein waqaey aisa lagta hai?
Phir...
Kya main...
tumhein bata sakta hun ke main kaisa mahsoos kar raha hun abhi?
Main nahi chahta...
...ke tumhein aaj raat janay dun.
Aap ko call utha leni chaheyay.
Kuch ahem kaam hoga.
Agar ye ahem nahi hua tou kal uss ki desk hatwa dunga office say.
Kya baat hai?
Bohat maslay ki baat hai.
Uss naey French brand ke mutaliq jiss nay hum say import muaaeda sign kiya tha.
Meray khayaal say unn ki UK Mall say bhi baat ho chuki hai.
Wo aisa kyun kar rahay hain jab unn ka hum say muaaeda ho chuka hai?
Unn ko iss muaaeday ke khilaaf janay ka jurmana bharna hoga.
Unn ka kya hoga agar hum unn ka samaan apnay duty free stores say hata dein tou?
Khair legal team iss maslay ko daikh rahi hai.
Aisa lagta hai ke humein unn say ziyaada nuqsaan hoga.
Chunkay wo aik jana mana brand hai.
Mujhay andazan nuqsaan ki maloomaat ki email bhaijo.
Aur mujhay ye bhi bhejna ke humein iss brand say kitna munafa hua hai...
pechlay teen saalon main aur humaaray muqablay kitna ziyaada.
Pata nahi kya chal raha hoga...
Oh khuda.
Oh meray khuda.
Ruko.
Ajeeb ho jaeyga na agar main nay dobara band liya tou?
Lekin agar main nay iss ko aisay khula chora tou aur ajeeb lagayga.
Oh meray khuda.
Mujhay sharam aa rahi hai. Main kya kaurn?
Mujhay bohat sharam aa rahi hai.
Oh khudaya.
Haan.
Mujhay nahi maloom ke UK nay unhein kya kuch diya hai.
Lekin wo hum say sara karobaar khatam karnay ka qadam nahi uthaeingay.
Meray khayaal say humein unn say milna hoga
humaaray agreement par dobara baat karnay ke liay.
Meray khayaal say unn ka yehi maqsad hai.
Haan tou phir humein France jana parayga na?
Jaana tou hai.
Hum kal nikeleingay.
Aik minute.
Agar main kal Paris jaonga.
Tou phir main Secretary Kim ko taqrebun aik haftay ke liay nahi daikh sakunga.
Main ussay aaj raat janay nahi de sakta.
Hum donon uss mood main thay.
Tum peenay ke baad soo kaisay sakti ho?
Ab kya karein? Meray khayaal say humein kal aik business trip par jana hai.
Agar main kal chala gaya tou tumhein aik haftay bhar ke liay nahi daikh sakunga.
Agar hum nay raat aisa hi guzaar di...
mujhay lalgta hai ke mujhay baad main afsoos hoga.
Waqaey...
Meray khayaal say tum bohat thak chuki hogi.
Ye baat.
Acha theek hai.
Hum aur kitnay arsay ke liay ye mathay ki kiss kartay raheingay?
Main kuch arsay main mathay par kiss karnay ka maahir hojaonga.
Main idhar kyun hun...
Aray nahi.
Kya main peenay ke baad soo gaey thi?
Oh khuda...
Tum uth gaey?
Oh meray...
Aap itna jaldi uth gaey?
Kya aap sahi say soey?
Nahi.
Main sahi say nahi soya.
Kyun ke tum pahlay sogaey thi.
Sahi. Kal kya masla hogaya tha?
Aap kaafi dair tak phone par baat kar rahay thay.
Mujhay aaj aik business trip par jaana hai.
Aik business trip?
Aap ye pahan saktay hain.
Main nay aap ka samaan tyaar kar diya hai.
Aap ko jaldi karna hoga kyun ke aap ki flight main aab ziyaada waqt nahi bacha.
Agar main aaj jaata hun, tou main tumhein haftay bhar ke liay daikh nahi paonga.
Main aur thori dair keliye aisa rahna
chahta hun agar aik second aur bhi hai tou.
Kya main Miso ko saath le chalun?
Main waqaey chahta hun ke tumhein apnay samaan ke saath pack kar lun.
Aap first class main baithay hongay...
lekin aap mujhay apnay samaan main daaleingay?
Main bohat chahti hun ke aap ke saath chalun...
lekin mujhay aap ki taraf say yahaan kaafi kaam karna hai.
Aisa kya?
Bohat khoob.
Agar tum mujhay yaad karo tou iss tasweer ko daikh lena.
Shukriya.
Secretary Kim.
Meray liay hanso.
Main iss ko daikhunga.
Aap iss ko jitna chahein daikh saktay hain jab aap ko meri yaad aey.
Main bohat shukar guzaar hun.
Koi baat nahi.
Idhar ao.
Mujhay message aur phone karti rahna.
Agar nahi ki tou main tumhein daantunga.
Aap mujhay kaisay daanteingay?
Aisay sahi hai?
Main airport janay ke liay nikal gaya hun.
Mujhay tum abhi say yaad aa rahi ho.
Kitna pyaara hai.
Shukriya, Vice President.
Halankay mera jism bohat bara hai, tab bhi aksar main ye sunta rahta hun.
Sahi. Mubarak ho.
Vice President.
Kya main nay aap ko neend say jaga diya?
Nahi. Main sou nahi rahi thi.
Kya tumhaara din acha guzra?
Haan. Main nay aap ke baray main 100 dafa socha.
Kitni sharam ki baat hai.
Main nay tumhaaray baray main 101 dafa socha.
Agli dafa ziyaada koshish karna.
Theek hai.
Mujhay acha nahi lag raha.
Kis cheez say?
Wo Thank Cow jo tumhaaray saath laiti hai.
Wo meri jaga par hai.
Wo kameena khilona...
Oh khuda.
Main nay aap ki jaga khaali kar di hai, Vice President.
Main nay ye sab aap ke liay tyaar kar diya hai, samajhna main aap ke saath hun.
Kya brand Yumyung Group main launch hua tha?
Humein naey business strategy chaheyay kyun ke pechlay
saal ke nataij humaari umeed say kaafi kum thay.
Humaara iraada hai ke jitna pechlay saal
becha tha uss say dus fesad ziyaada bechain.
Haan, ye baat hai.
Theek hai. Hum aap ke liay sab kuch kareingay.
Bohat khoob?
Theek hai?
Agar aap aglay safhay par daikhein...
Aap kay milaey huay number say jawaab mosool nahi ho raha.
Please message chor dein.
Main uss ki kam say kam awaaz hi sun leta.
Mujhay aap ki yaad aa rahi hai.
Hello!
Main Ko Gwinam hun aur main Vice President ke office main aaj say kaam karunga.
Wah.
Gwinam.
Yahaan bohat log hain jinhon nay humaaray department main apply kiya hai.
Main tumhein shabashi dena chahta hun...
...chunkay meri yahaan bohat chalti hai.
Tum ye jaantay ho na?
Haan, main bohat ji jaan say kaam karunga.
Main ziyaada nahi maang raha.
Main apna wajood seollongtang main namak ki tarah rakhna chahta hun.
Halankay uss ko itni tawajja nahi mili jitni aur masaloon milti hai,
phir bhi wo khamooshi say zaiqa barha deta hai.
Tum durast rah par ho.
Main nay suna tou tha ke tum department badal rahay ho...
lekin ye nahi maloom tha ke itna jaldi badalogay.
Ye waisay bhi yahaan tou aagaya hai, jald hi ab iss ko...
...idhar ke kaam aur dosri cheezon ka ilm hojaeyga.
Yehi tou Vice President nay socha tha na.
Bilkul theek.
Vice President waapis kab aa rahay hain?
Wo dou din main waapis aeingay.
Oh khudaya.
Kitna acha hai ke wo yahaan nahi hai lekin ab wo jald hi aajaeygein.
Yehi tou kah rahi hun.
Kitna acha hota na agar uss ki flight aik din delay hojaey.
Kaash ke wo bohat dair say waapis aein.
Main darr gaey thi.
Humein kaam karna chaheyay, haina?
Ye achi hai.
-Coffee ki khushbu achi hai. -Haan.
-Sahi tou phir. Kaam par lag jao. -Theek hai.
Wo general affairs deputy...
Hum barbaad hogaey.
Meray haath main dard ho raha hai.
Meray liay ruko, Yeongjun!
Tum lambi taangon ke saath bohat taiz chaltay ho.
Mujhay jaldi chalna hoga taa ke main Secretary Kim ko dobaara daikh sakun.
Acha? Ye baat hai.
Sahi.
Itna tight schedule aur jaldi waapis aanay ki waja...
Aur hum aik racer ki tarah jaldi bhi issi liay chal rahay hain..
Kyun ke Secretary Kim ko daikhna hai. Sahi.
Nahi.
Main bas jald say jald tum say jaan churana chahta hun.
Tumhein lagta hai mujhay tumhaaray saath maza aata hai?
Mujhay bohat maza aata hai.
Mujhay lagta hai Secretary Kim tumhaara bohat dil say intezaar kar rahi hogi.
Ussay tumhaari bohat yaad aey hogi.
Bilkul.
Wo ye nasheela khubsurat chahra aik haftay tak nahi daikh saki thi.
Mujhay aisay lagta hai jaisay main nay ussay sakht saza di hai.
Lekin lagta hai humaara driver abhi tak yahaan nahi aaya.
Unn ko maloom nahi hai ke main aa chuka hun.
Main nay unhein bataya nahi tha taa ke main sab ko surprise karun.
Main tou abhi say soch sakta hun ke wo mujhay
aisay achanak daikh kar kitna khush hogi.
Tum nay abhi say saray kaghzaat ko tarteeb main bhi kar diya?
Haan.
Kyun ke mera mashghala aur meri qabliyat donon mera kaam hai.
Oh khudaya.
Yahaan ka A/C bohat taiz chal raha hai kya?
Itni thand kyun hai yahaan?
Vice President!
Oh...
Aap nay kaha ke aap 20 tareekh ko aa rahay hain, aap yahaan kaisay...
Hello.
Main Planning team main hota tha aur
abhi haal main hi Vice President kay office main laga hun...
Jaanta hun.
-Theek hai. -Main aik intern hun.
Intern.
Bae Hyeonseong?
Please mustaqbil main acha kaam karna.
Main bhi acha kaam karunga.
Main ziyaada nahi maang raha.
Main apna wajood seollongtang main namak ki tarah rakhna chahta hun.
Halankay uss ko itni tawajja nahi mili jitni aur masaloon ko milti hai,
phir bhi wo khamooshi say zaiqa barha deta hai.
Jiss seollongtang ko main jaanta hun wo sirf gosht aur namak say bana hai.
Tum kahtay ho ke tum namak ki tarah banna chahtay ho.
Mujhay lagta hai tum bohat laalchi ho.
Maaf kijiayga.
Main tumhaari kaarkardagi ko seollongtang main namak ki tarah samjhunga.
Secretary Kim, chalo aik choti meeting kartay hain.
Bilkul!
Namak.
Kya hua?
Agar aap nay mujhay bataya hota tou main aap ko airport par lene aati.
Muskurao mat!
Ye haseen muskurahat!
Ye muskurahat dosray mardon ko dikhana band karo!
Tumhein jald say jald daikhnay ke chakroon mein, main nay sirf kaam kiya hai.
Khana tak nahi khaya.
Main jahaaz main 12 ghantay ki flight le kar aaya.
Main nay socha ke jaisay main aonga tumhaara chahra khil uthayga.
Lekin!
Tum uss namak walay aadmi aur chotay intern ko daikh kar muskura rahi thi.
Mera mood ab bilkul barbaad ho chuka hai.
Ye aap kya kar rahay hain? Hum office main hain.
Agar tum office main ye nahi kar sakti tou...
Kaam say chutti kar lein kya?
Mera ye matlab nahi tha.
Mujhay tumhaari yaad aey.
Jab tak hum juda nahi hotay tab tak saath rahtay hain.
Hum kahaan ja rahay hain?
Mosam acha hai.
Aap paanch din dur thay tou kaafi sara kaam jama ho chuka hai.
Mujhay nahi lagta ke humein abhi ye karna chaheyay.
Secretary Kim.
Jab main school main tha tou main kabhi truant nahi bana.
Main saari umar emaandaari ke saath raha hun.
Main zindagi main pahli dafa truant ban raha hun.
Kyun ke main tumhaaray saath waqt bitana chahta hun.
Main nay iss ka tab socha tha jab
main nay Paris main aik couple ko ghoomtay daikha.
Main jald say jald Korea aana chahta tha.
ta ke Miso ke saath date par jaon.
Main nay apna saara waqt aisay hi bitaya hai tou tum mujhay aaj aisay hi rahnay do.
Phir sirf aaj ke liay.
Kyun ke main nay bhi aap ko bohat yaad kiya.
Seonghyeon!
Seonghyeon, idhar ao jaldi say.
Ye tumhaara naya English teacher hai. Inhein hello kaho.
Hello.
Jaisa ke main nay bataya ke ye parhai main
apni tamaam jamaat main sab say aagay hai.
Umeed karti hun ke aap iss ko khaas tawajjah deingay.
Kya ye waqaey itna zaheen hai?
Phir tum mera yahaan intezaar karogay?
Main jaa kar kuch khareedta hun.
Chalo saath chaltay hain.
Kyun?
Tumhein akela rahnay say darr lag raha hai?
Main nay bataya hai ke nahi!
-Jaldi waapis aana. -Yahein kharay rahna tum.
Main nahi chahta ke tum kho jao.
Jaldi waapis aana.
Kya Seonghyeon waqaey...
...yahaan phansa tha?
Mere uss ko...
...wahaan akela chornay ke baad?
Meri wajah say?
Tum kin khayalaat main gum ho?
Main bas maazi main huay waqeyaat ka soch raha tha.
Jab Yeongjun aur main...
...bachay thay.
Main dobara bhaag nahi sakta.
Seongyeon...
Maazi ka sochnay ke baad mujhay maloom hogaya.
Mujhay darasal..
...Yeongjun say kabhi nafrat nahi thi.
Agar mujhay nafrat thi...
Tou khud say thi, jo kaafi cheezon main peechay tha.
Main Yeongjun say jalta tha, jo ke hur kaam main acha tha.
Tou main humesha say uss jaisa banna chahta tha.
Mujhay maaf kar do, Seongyeon.
Hum bohat ghair zemaydaar thay.
Agar uss sab say bhugtay ho jo hum nay kiya hai...
Main jaanti hun ke bohat dair hogaey hai...
...kya tum humein maaf kar dogay?
Aur...
tumhaara Yeongjun say mawazna karna, halankay wo jaan boojh kar nahi kiya...
Hum bohat sharminda hai.
Hum sharminda hain ke...
...tumhein ziyaada dhiyaan nahi de sakay...
...tumhaaray jazbaat ko samajh nahi sakay.
Tahay dil say maafi maangtay hain.
Abhi bhi ziyaada dair tou nahi hui na?
Khud ke liay aik dosri raah dhoondna.
Oh khudaya.
Kuch hua tou nahi na?
Uss ka ulat. Kuch ulat hua hai.
Kya hua?
Tumhein bataon ya na bataon?
Tum mujhay iss cheez ko le kar itna fikarmand kyun kar rahi ho?
Baat ye hai...
Ke Vice President...
...ki aik girlfriend hai!
Kya?
Wo abhi uss say mil kar aey hain.
Ye daikho.
Ye tasweer kis nay li?
University main mera aik dost hai.
Wo yahaan intern hai tou jaanta hai ke Vice President kaisay dikhtay hain.
Uss nay mujhay bataya ke Vice President kya kar rahay thay.
Kya larki ki tasweer hai? Ya bas yehi hai?
Bas yehi hai. Kitni afsoos ki baat hai.
Oh khudaya...
Jab uss nay mujhay bola ke aaj uss ke liay kuch schedule na kaeun,
Mujhay laga ke wo wo bohat thak gaey hongay.
Kon jaanta tha ke wo jaisay hi aeingay apni girlfriend say mileingay?
Vice President hum say tou bohat kharoos banta hai...
lekin wo apni girlfriend ke saath tou bohat romantic hota hoga.
Meray khayaal say.
Lekin Secretary Kim, tumhein maloom nahi tha?
Tum tou uss ke saath thi na?
Wo...
Main tou gaari main intezaar kar rahi thi tou maloom nahi wo kis say mil ke aey...
Ye lo.
Shukriya.
Truant ban kar bohat maza aaya.
Lekin...
...ye messge tou Vice President say aaya tha na?
Kya?
Main nay khud daikha uss par Vice President likha tha...
Uss message main dil kyun bana hua tha?
Wo...
Aisa tou nahi...
...ke tum hi Vice President ki girlfriend?
Oh khudaya.
Tumhein lagta hai ke main humaari company ke Vice President ko jaanti hun?
Ye humaaray girjaghar ke group ki vice president hai jis main main jaati hun.
Wo itni pyaari hai ke wo humesha humein dil wagera bhaij rahi hoti hai.
Amen.
Waqaey yar.
Waqaey.
Main bhi kya soch rahi thi?
Kaafi achanak tha lekin main nay sambhaal liya.
Main nay sab sahi say sambhaal liya.
Secretary Kim.
Agar main nay pahlay kabhi Vice President ke baray main bura bola ho...
...tou maaf kar dena.
Tum achanak say aisa kyun kah rahi ho?
Kisi ko bhi sun kar acha nahi lagayga agar koi unn ke boyfriend ko bura bhala kahay.
Kya?
Tum donon date kar rahay ho, haina?
Wo jo taswerr main larki thi...
jis ke haath ko Vice President nay chooma tha wo tum hona?
Nahi. Wo main bilkul bhi nahi.
Mujhay iss baat say nafrat hai ke main logon ki baat bohat jaldi maan leti hun.
Ye bracelet...
...bilkul waisi hai jaisi tum nay pahni hui hai.
Oh khuda, ye baat hai? Ye bracelet pechlay saal say mashoor hai.
Ms. Bong ke paas bhi aisi hi hai.
Kya main ghalat kah rahi hun?
Secretary Kim.
Bas mujhay bata do ke main sahi hun.
Main nay kaha na ke main logon ki baat jaldi maan jati hun haina?
Ab tou tum manogi na?
Main jaanti hun ke tum aur Vice President date kar rahay ho! Ye...!
Haan. Hum date kar rahay hain. Iss baat ko khufiya rakhna. Please. theek hai?
Bilkul.
Main sirf jaldi baat maan hi nahi jaati. Balkay raaz bhi achay say rakhti hun.
Tou fikar mat karo...
-Please aik dosray ko bohat pyaar karna. -Haan, khair...
-Mubarak ho... -Acha, theek hai.
-Mubarak ho. -Acha. Shukriya.
Oh khuda.
Oh khuda. Wo tumhein wahaan say daikh kar muskuraey thay na?
Tum donon aik dosray ke saath kitnay pyaar mohabat ke saath rahtay ho.
Tum jaogi nahi?
Meray khayaal say tumhaara boy friend bula raha hai.
Tum kya kar rahi ho? Oh khuda.
Haan main nay pahlay aisa nahi socha tha jab ye bell bajati thi.
Lekin jab say main jaanti hun ke tum date kar rahi ho ye awaaz romanwi lagti hai.
Ye pyaar ka signal haina?
Ye ishara hai ke zaroori kaam hai. Please hosla rakho aur kaam karo.
Haan.
Lekin main itni khush hun ke mujhay fikar ho rahi hai. Tum kab say date kar rahi ho?
Kya wo tumhaaray saath acha salooq karta hai?
Kya tum donon pyaar say dosray naamon say pukartay ho?
Secretary Kim ki bajaey, wo tumhein Miso bulata hai? Meri pyaari Miso?
Meri jaan? Pyaari? Jaan e man? Oh khudaya!
Aap nay mujhay bulaya?
Aap nay blind band kyun kar diya?
Main chahta hun ke jab tak hum kaam karein tum meray saath baitho.
Idhar baitho.
Nahi, main nahi baith sakti.
Ms. Jia samajhaygi ke pata nahi kya ho raha hai.
Wo humaaray baray main jaanti hai.
Waqaey?
Tou kya hua?
Aap ka kya matlab, "Tou kya hua?"
Ms. Jia aisi larki nahi jo iss baat ko le kar afwahein phailaeygi.
Lekin ye sirf kuch hi waqt ki baat hai phir
humaaray baray main sab ko maloom hojaeyga.
Main tou chahta hun ke sab ko maloom ho.
Phir hum araam say apni dates par jaa saktay hain.
Aur wo namak walay aadmi jaisay log tum par dorein nahi daaleingay.
Kis nay kaha ke wo dorein daal raha tha.
Khair aap phir bhi ye baat sab ko nahi bata saktay ke hum date kar rahay hain.
Mujhay lagta hai ab say humein office ke aas
paas aik dosray say thora fasla rakhna hoga.
Tum mujhay dosron ko batanay bhi nahi de rahi aur tum khud ko pakarnay bhi nahi.
Tum mujhay wo sab karnay say kyun rahi ho jo main karna chahta hun?
Humein aik dosray ka khayaal rakhna chaheyay.
Humesha main hi tum par nishawar hota hun.
Aisi baat nahi hai...
Main logon ko batanay ke liay taras raha hun ke tum meri ho.
Lekin aisa lag raha hai ke tum mujhay chupana
chahti ho aur iss say mujhay takleef hoti hai.
Main ye khud say chupa rahi hun aur main ye aap ke liay kar rahi hun.
Kyun?
Kyun ke aap aik aam insaan nahi hain.
Main ahtiyaat rakhnay say ruk nahi paati kyun ke
aap auron ke liay aik bohat baray insaan hain.
Pata nahin yaar.
Main tumhaari baat maan leta hun lekin...
...main nahi jaanta ke main kab tak sabar kar sakta hun.
Main waada nahi kar sakta.
Vice President kuch dair ke liay masroof hoga na?
Haan.
Wo masroof hain kyun ke wo apnay baqaya kaam nibta rahay hain.
Wah. Wo kitna masroof hongay. Becharay!
Tumhein achanak Vice President ki itni fikar kyun ho rahi hai?
Tumhaara dil toot jaeyga agar tum waqaey unn ko pasand karti ho tou...
Maaf karna? Kya kaha?
Kuch nahi.
Haan tou please apna kaam kartay rahein.
Haan.
Main jaa kar ye print karti hun.
Baat sunein, Ms. Jia!
Kya tum nay Yumyung Electronics current sales ki report bana li hai?
Nahi, abhi nahi.
Meray paas aur bohat kaam tha kyun ke Vice President business trip par thay.
Main issi haftay kar lungi.
Theek hai.
Wah! Humaari chutti ka waqt hogaya hai!
Waqaey?
Gwinam.
Jaantay ho iss department ko khush amdeed karnay ke liay...
...hum sab kahein peenay chalein?
Nahi. Tum mujhay peenay pilanay say nahi balkay kaam say kush amdeed kiya karo.
Main inn ke saath aaj overtime karunga, welcome party ke taur par.
Ijazat dein.
Wah!
Main nay sirf suna tha ke ye kaam bohat karta hai.
Lekin ab jab ye yahaan hai tou bohat kamaal ki baat hai.
Main nay kaha tha na?
Iss main kamaal ki kya baat hai?
Sahi! tou hum chal kar uss ki khushi manatay hain jo saath aaya nahi?
Kya hum chal kar khusi manaein ke...
...Gwinam humaaray saath kaam kar raha hai? Kya khayaal hai?
-Goodbye! -Tum?
-Kal miltay hain! -Bohat khoob.
Aur tum?
Secretary Kim nay mujhay kuch dhoondnay ko kaha tha. Kya tha wo?
Tum...
...aaj raat meray ghar aa rahi hona?
Aap ke ghar?
Mujhay ab buray khuwaab nahi aatay tou main akelay soo sakti hun.
Tou mujhay ab aap ke ghar rahnay ki zaroorat nahi hai.
Nahi...
...humein abhi bhi...
...kuch cheezein karni hain.
Cheezein karni hain?
Wo sab jo hum aakhiri baar kar nahi paey thay.
Jo hum aakhiri baar kar nahi...
Aap office say nikaltay hi aisi baaton ke baray main kyun baat kar rahay hain?
Iss baat main aisa kya bura hai jo hum aakhiri baar kar nahi paey thay?
Main uss baat ko achay say bhi kah sakta hun.
Sonehri raat!
Pyaar bhari raat!
Nasheeli raat!
Bas karein.
Lekin inn sab say main sab say acha andaaz hai,
...wo ye ke main tum say pyaar karta hun.
Main tum say pyaar karta hun.
Oh khudaya.
Meray paas ramyeon khatam hogaey hain...
...aur main akelay nahi khana chahti.
Tum nay kaha tha ke tum overtime kar rahay ho.
Main nay jhoot bola tha kyun ke main unn ki
welcome party ka bill bharna nahi chahta tha.
Wo iss liay ke ye sab bohat fazool kharchi hai.
Kya tum meray saath welcome party ka khana khanay chalogay?
Maazrat?
Mein tumhaari shukar guzaar hoon ke tumne
meeting notes chipkaanay mein meri madad ki.
Aur kyun ke hum parosi hain, mein tumhaaray liye daawat karna chaahti hoon.
Mein tumhe drinks pilaaungi.
Koi baat nahi.
Agar aaj tumne paise diye tou agli dafa mujhe denay hongey.
Mein aisi adla badli sey duur he rehna chaahta hoon.
Khudaaya! Chalo! Bohot baatein kartay ho tum!
Ms. Jia! Hum kahan ja rahay hain?
Mein tumhaaray liye aanay ki khushi mein daawat rakhungi.
Mujhe jaanay doe pehlay.
Hum paanch minute mein pohonch jaaeingey.
Maazrat.
Haan, dad.
Kya kaha?
"Saean Hospital"
Mein theek hoon. Waqayi.
Rockers hospital mein admit nahi hotay.
Buss, dad!
Yeh yahan ziada dair nahi raheingey.
Maamooli sii chot lagi hai, agar araam kareingey tou jald sahi hojaaeingey.
Shukriya, Professor Choi.
Please Vice President ko mera salaam kahiye ga.
Zaroor.
Aapko chot kaisey lag gayi?
Woh...
Agla group hai...
...Yeongdeongpo ka jaadui band, Bolssajo.
Un ke gaanay ka naam hai "Is He Crazy".
Kya tum theek ho?
Mujhe chot lag gayi kyun ke maine lougon ke ooper chalaang laga di.
Mein bhool gaya tha ke woh loug taqreeban 50 saal ke thay.
Khudaya. Aap jab 50 ke hain
tou aapko apnay jism ka khayaal rakhna chahiye.
Aapko bhi aisa karna chahiye.
Ya khudaaya.
Oh.
Tumhaaray waalid sahi hain?
Haan. Doctor ka kehna hai thoray din mein theek hojaaeingey.
Achi baat hai.
Lekin mujhe aaj raat yahan rukna parega.
Aaj raat?
Mein bhi ruk jaaun? Tumhaaray waalid sey bhi mil loonga.
Nahi nahi. Yeh sahi waqt nahi unsey milnay ka.
Acha.
Waisey bhi, tum 12 ghantay ki flight ke baad thakkay huay ho gey.
Tumhe araam karna chahiye.
Acha.
Mein iss mein kuch nahi kar sakta.
Mujhe andaaza nahi tha aaj raat mein akelay so raha honga.
Haan, baby.
Maine issliye tou Paris mein sab kaam jaldi nahi niptaaye thay.
Waqayi? Tum aaj itna udaas ho gey. Tum iska tab sey intezaar kar rahay thay
jab sey tum Paris mein thay.
Phir bhi mein kuch nahi kar sakta.
-Haan. -Tum kon ho?
-The Lewd Devil? -Ya khudaaya. Mein hoon!
-Ya khudaaya. -Tum aurat ho?
-Zaahir hai. -Tum baat karsakti ho?
Baat kartay hain.
Khudaaya.
-Duur hojao! -Tum taaqat sey bharpoor ho.
-Duur hojao! -Mein kahan jaaun?
Yeh aurat hai?
Meray rongtay kharray hogaye.
Wah.
Peena band karo ab. Nashay hojaaeingey.
Mein ziada pee raha hoon kyun ke yeh mazay ka hai.
Waisey
Kya tha yeh?
Guodanou?
Nahi.
Guobaorou.
Sahi.
Guobaorou.
Mein pehli dafa yeh cheez kha raha hoon.
Aur
pehli dafa itni mazaydaar sharaab pee raha hoon.
Mujhe apni saalgirah per yeh dubaara khaana hoga.
Woh 17 May ko hoti hai tou
mujhe kitna intezaar karna parega?
Lekin kyun
tumhe May ka intezaar karna hoga guobaorou khaanay ke liye?
Lekin
mujhe hamesha iss baaray mein tajjassus hota tha.
Tum apnay doston mein pehlay ho jiska promotion hua hai.
Aur un ke muqaablay mein tumhaara bonus ziada hai.
Khudaaya.
Tum itnay kanjoos kyun ho?
Yeh aik raaz hai.
Lekin
Tumhaaray paas aik he suit hai aur tum
chatt per rehtay ho
yeh koi bekaar baat nahi.
Tou, tum yeh sab raaz kyun rakhtay ho?
Mujhe yeh samajh nahi aata.
Kyun ke yeh cheezein meray ooper galat asar kar sakti hain.
Jab mein bacha tha
mera khaandaan aur main aik kamray mein rehtay thay.
Uss waqt mein samajhta tha sab aise he rehtay hain.
Sab khushi khushi aik he kamray mein rehtay hain.
Tou maine kabhi nahi socha ke yeh koi sharmindagi ki baat hai.
Lekin
jaisey jaisey mein barra hota gaya
loug mujhe sharminda karnay lagay aisi zindagi per.
Woh yeh bhi keh saktay thay ke
"Yeh hai Ko Gwinam jo acha parhta hai."
Lekin unho ne hamesha kaha "Yeh hai Ko Gwinam..."
"jo gareeb honay ke baawajood acha parhta hai."
Mein
apni jamaat mein pehla hoon jisseh nokri mil gayi hai.
Woh mujhe sirf mubarkbaad dey saktay thay.
Lekin unho ne kaha, "Tumne itnay mushkil haalaat mein bhi yeh kar dikhaaya."
Acha.
Tou mera iraada hai
ke mein paisay jama karoon
aur aik ghar khareedoon
taakay meri biwi bachon ko
apni zindagi mein woh sab na sunna paray.
Tou
meray paas ab 10 lac hain
Maazrat?
10 lac?
Zabardast.
Lekin yeh tou tumhaara chautha saal hai! Tumne itnay paisey kaisey jama kiye?
Mein hurr mahinay bohot choti rakam istemaal karta hoon.
Wah.
Mein woh paisa stocks mein laga deta hoon taakay aur paisa kama sakun.
Oh.
Mein
apni biwi aur bachon ke saath
apna paisa kharch kar ke khush rahoonga.
Khudaya.
Kher
tumne mujhe yeh khilaaya hai.
Tou
mein tumhe daawat doonga
guobaorou khaanay ki phir sey
meri saalgirah per.
Maine socha aapko raat ko shayad pyaas lagay.
Shukriya.
Miso.
Maine suna tum nokri chor rahi ho.
Aapko Pilnam aur Malhui ne bataaya?
Maine suna hai ke tum chor rahi ho
kyun ke tumhe apnay aapko dhoondna hai.
Mujeh yeh sun ke takleef hui aur bhook bhi marr gayi meri.
Meri
wajah se...
tum woh zindagi nahi jee saki jo tum jeena chaahti thi.
Maine zid ki woh karnay ke liye jo mein karna chaahta tha
aur apnay khaandaan ke liye kamaanay sey inkaar kardia.
Kya bol rahay hain aap?
Moseeqi aapka khuwaab tha.
Yeh meray liye kaafi hai.
Khuwaab...
Mujhe nahi pata ke yeh achi cheez hai bhi ya nahi.
Kyun ke mein kab sey yeh kar raha hoon
mujhe ehsaas hua ke moseeqi mein he acha hoon mein sirf.
Agar mera khuwaab hota
doctor ya judge bannay ka
meri betiyaan
aik araam dey zindagi guzaartin, haina?
Aap aisa kyun bol rahay hain, dad?
Maine
chornay ka faisla kiya kyun ke mujhe araam chahiye tha.
Tou
fikar na karein aap aur so jaaein.
Miso. Yahan tak ke Beyonce bhi
akelay gaanay mein ziada kamyaab hui
jab usney Destiny's Child ko chora.
Tou ab
tum apnay Vice President ko chor ker
ziada kamyaab hogi.
Choon ke ab hum iss mood mein hain
mein aik gaana laga ke sojaaun?
Woh gaana jo mom ka pasandeeda tha.
Mujeh bohot acha lagega.
Acha.
Secretary Kim.
Kya aap so rahi hain?
"Vice President"
"Secretary Kim. Kya aap so rahi hain?"
Shayad so rahi hai.
Usseh mujhe bataana chahiye tha ke woh so rahi hai.
Paris ke baad sey uss sey milna itna mushkil kyun hogaya hai?
Yeoungjun.
Aaj tum achay ho.
"Miso"
Kal raat woh mujhe bataye bagair sogayi phir bhi
mein yeh jaanay doonga kyun ke usne subah uth ke mujhe call ki.
Haan, Secretary Kim.
Vice President.
Mein aaj aadhay din ki chutti lena chaahoongi.
Aadhay din ki chutti?
Haan. Pilnam sirf dopehr mein aasakti hai.
Tou, mujhe subah mein yahan hona hoga.
Aapki aaj koi zaroori appointments nahi hain
aur Ms. Jia ab sab sambhaal leti hain.
Sahi hai.
Dopeher mein miltay hain.
Haan, shukriya.
Pehli dafa mein kisi ke aadhay din ki chutti lenay per afsurda hua hoon.
Kya mujhe
uss ke paas jaana chahiye?
Secretary Yang. Please mujhe Saean Hospital ley chalo.
Jee, sir.
Secretary Kim. Tum hairaan hojao gi yeh sun kar ke mein kahan hoon.
Mein Saean Hospital ki lobby mein hoon.
Maazrat?
Tum wahan kyun ho...?
Wohi wajah hai jo tum soch rahi ho.
Tumsey milnay aya hoon.
Mujhe tumsey milna tha kuch dair ke liye he sahi.
Ab kya karein? Mein tou abhi bahir hoon.
Kya?
Mujhe dad ke ghar sey kuch cheezein laani theen.
Ab hum kuch nahi kar saktay.
Mujhe khud he ja ke apnay honay waalay susar sey milna hoga.
Nahi, aisa nahi kar saktay!
Kyun nahi?
Unhay nahi pata humaaray baaray mein, ajeeb sa lagega.
Ah!
Tumhaari meeting nahi hai 10 bajay?
Tumhe abhi daftar jaana chahiye.
Acha. Sahi hai.
Yumyung Electronics current sales...
Yeh khatam kyun nahi ho raha?
Secretary Kim aaj aadhay din ki chutti per hai.
Haan. Usne bataya mujhe.
Zaahir hai bataaya hoga. Woh aapki girlfriend jo hai.
Lekin kyun ke iski girlfriend nahi ayi
yeh udaas lag rahay hain.
Inki aankhon mein udaasi hai.
Ya khudaya.
Kaash meri taraf bhi koi aisey dekhta.
Ya khudaaya.
Woh
Yeh lo.
Yeh kya hai?
Yeh final cheezein hain Yumyung Electronics current sales ki?
Oh?
Yeh tou mujhe karna tha.
Kher
Kal tumne jo cheez khilaayi thi uss ke badlay mein.
Aur yeh mera bhi kaam hai.
Shukriya.
Aapko mushkil ho rahi hogi kyun ke itna kaam hai.
Ms. Kim Jia.
Tum jungle mein chalnay ke baad kaisa mehsoos karti ho?
Maazrat?
Taaza mehsoos karungi.
Meray liye kaam aisa he hai.
Mein kaam kar ke taaza mehsoos karta hoon.
Tou
iss mein koi barri baat nahi.
Nahi...
mein bhi taaza mehsoos karti hoon.
Oh? Shukriya.
-Aahista khaaein. -Acha.
-Dad! -Oh?
-Meri sab sey barri beti! -Haan!
Aap khaana kha rahay hain!
Tumhe kaam per hona chahiye, haina?
Aap meray saath khaaein.
-Dad. mein Miso ke saath kha ke aati hoon. -Acha. Jao.
Secretary Kim. Tum kab aao gi?
Chalo, Miso. Kya khaana hai?
Pilnam, mujhe foran daftar jaana hoga.
Tumhe kha ke jaana chahiye.
Mujhe bhi tumsey kuch baat karni hai.
Kuch baat?
Umeed hai tum foran daftar aao gi.
"Umeed hai tum foran daftar aao gi."
Vice President. Aapko khaanay mein kya khaana hai?
Mein khud karloonga. Fikar nahi karo.
Jee, sir.
Mein jab Secretary Kim ka intezaar karoonga.
"Vice President"
Tum hospital se nikal gayi?
Jald nikal jaungi.
"Jald nikal jaungi."
Mujhe jaana hoga. Kya baat thi?
Yeh lo.
Yeh kya hai?
Maine faisla kiya hai apnay dost ke hospital mein doctor bannay ka.
Tou maine pichli nokri chor di.
Yeh unho ne mujhe dia.
Tum rakhlo.
Nahi. Yeh tum mujhe kyun dey rahi ho?
Kyun doongi?
Tumne pichlay 9 saal sey itni mehnat ki hai
humaaray udhaar chukaanay mein.
Tumne meri aur Malhui ki school fees bhi di.
Tumhaaray paas paisa nahi bacha, haina?
Phir bhi, mein yeh nahi ley sakti.
Kyun nahi?
Ley lo.
Tumhaari shaadi hogi. Tumhe lagta hai paisey ke bagair hojaye gi?
Khudaaya.
Tum meri jaldi shaadi ki baat kyun kar rahi ho?
Itna yaqeen sey nahi kaho.
Ab maine tumhe dey dia hai tou tumhaari marzi tum rakho ya phenko.
-Madam! -Haan.
-Kitnay huay? -Aik minute please.
Hey.
Yeh kapray tumhaaray ooper achay lageingey.
Yeh ley doon tumhe?
-Mujhe jaana hoga. -Iss mein ziada waqt nahi lagega.
-Chalo. Koi baat nhai.
Yeongjun.
Yaqeen nahi hota tum apni girlfriend ke liye bhookay rahay.
Tum uss ke liye kuch bhi kar saktay ho.
Tum kitnay achay ho.
Agayi.
Yeh kya hai?
Kya isseh dair hogayi kyun ke yeh meray liye tohfa ley rahi thi?
Mein agayi, Vice President.
Waalid kaisey hain?
Behtar hain, shukriya.
Achi baat hai.
Hum khaana khaaein phir?
Mein kha ke ayi hoon.
Maine nahi khaaya.
Kyun nahi?
Kyun nahi khaaya hoga?
Mein tumhaara intezaar kar raha tha taakay hum saath khaaein.
Acha.
Pilnam chaahti thi mein uss ke saath khaaun
Acha.
Issliye dair hogayi?
Tou
Tum meray liye issliye tohfa laayi?
Tohfa?
Maine tumaaray haath mein aik thaili dekhi abhi.
Ah! Woh waali.
Woh meray kapray hain.
Tum dair sey ayi
kyun ke tum kapray khareed rahi thi
aur khaana kha rahi thi?
Nahi, mein...
Tume koi farq nahi parta koi tumhaara intezaar kar raha hai?
Mein hurr waqt tumhaaray saath rehna chaahta hoon.
Mujhe nahi lagta tum bhi aisa he chaahti ho
tou mein maayoos ho raha hoon.
Mujhe maaf kardoe.
Agar tum sharminda ho
tou hum kyun na abhi meray ghar chalein?
Tum mujhe aisey kyun dekh rahi ho?
Meray
dimagh mein tumharay liye kal sey aik lafz tha.
Oh? Ruko.
Aik minute.
S...s...sexy?
Mazaydaar?
Khatranaak
Nahi.
"Bulldozer".
Kya?
Kal sey tum itni zid kar rahay ho
bilkul bulldozer ki tarah.
Kya?
Bulldozer?
Yeh haseen bulldozer kis cheez ki zid kar raha hai?
Yeongjun!
Mera talaaq hogaya hai aur
mein apnay faislay per sharminda hoon
agar mujhe tumhe mashwara dena hota.
Ruko.
Agar tum aisey baat karo gey
tou mujhe nahi sunni.
Meray alfaaz asaan thay lekin content high quality ka tha, nahi?
Mei baat suno, Yeongjun.
Jo cheez tumhe Secretary Kim ke baaray mein sochni chahiye woh yeh hai
ke yeh uska bhi pehla rishta hai.
Kya yeh mera doosra rishta hai?
Mera bhi pehla hai.
Mujhe woh pasand hai aur mein usseh khush rakhna chaahta hoon.
Lekin phir bhi...!
Tum sab kuch nahi kar saktay.
Phir?
Aisey zid karnay sey yeh rishta mazboot nahi hoga.
Tumhe itni zid nahi karni chahiye.
Ahista ahista.
Samjhay?
Kum kum
Ahista?
Mujhe yeh alfaaz sun ke he ghutan mehsoos ho rahi hai.
Mujhe woh itni pasand hai mein pagal ho raha hoon
...yeh sahi hai?
Agar tum yeh nahi kar sakay
woh tumsey tang ajaye gi.
Kya?
Tang ajaye gi?
Mujh jaisey banday sey woh kaisey tang aasakti hai?
Yeh cheez kabhi bhi
meri kitaab mein nahi aasakti.
Sahi sey socho, Yeongjun.
Kya hoga uska jisne abhi chalna seekha hai
lekin Usain Bolt ki tarah bhaagnay ki zid karay?
Shuru mein koshish kareingey
phir tang aajaeingey
aur chor deingey.
Apni raftaar per kaabu paao.
Ah!
Hello, Vice President.
Mein waapsi mein aap ke liye yeh laayi.
Bohot mazaydaar hai.
Please chakh ke dekhein.
Acha.
Ya khudaaya!
Ya khudaaya. Mein kya karoon?
Maazrat.
Ya khudaaya.
Koi baat nahi. Khoon nahi nikal raha.
Mein saaf karnay ke liye kuch laati hoon.
Koi barri baat nahi hai. Hojaata hai.
Ruko.
Woh molvi ban gaya hai.
Idher dekho.
Aksar meray paas kuch kapray yahan tayyar hotay hain.
Yeh dekha tumne?
Tumne dekha raftaar per qaabu na paanay sey kya hota hai?
Mujhe yaqeen hai tum aisa kuch nahi chaahtay.
Haina?
Oh, mera hero!
Aaj raat?
Zaahir hai humein date per jaanay ki zaroorat hai.
Acha. Raat mein miltay hain.
Lagta hai uss larkay ke saath baat ban gayi.
Hum ghoom phir rahay hain.
Achi baat hai.
Hum aaj raat kya karein aur kahan jaaein?
Khaanay ke baad
movie dekhnay
peenay pilaanay
Han River jaanay ke baad...
Yeh sab aik raat mein?
Hum buss poori raat saath jaageinegy.
Mujhe uss sey aik minute bhi duur rehna nahi pasand.
Acha hota hai saath hona?
Aaj raat aik lambi raat hogi.
-Hum shayad bosa bhi dey dein. -Khudaaya.
Yeh kyun kaha tumne?
Mein hairaan hoon.
Humaara chakkar abhi shuru hua hai
tou hum pur josh hain.
Hum barray hain, molvi nahi.
Phir mileingey.
Maazrat ke maine apni raftaar per ghour nahi kiya.
Maazrat?
Jab mein sochta hoon
lagta hai ke mein taiz ley ja raha tha sab.
Lagta hai jo jazbaat pichlay 9 saal sey meray ander thay
woh ubhar ubhar ke bahir aarahay hain.
Vice President.
Mujhe pata hai uss din jo hua
woh acha nahi tha.
Lekin agar mein waqt peechay ley ja sakta
aur khud uss waqiye sey guzarta
mein wapis woh honay deta.
Agar uss sey mujhe tum dubaara milti.
Lekin
ab mein ahista hojaunga.
Kyun ke tum aisa chaahti ho.
Ab tum ghar jao.
Meri appointments hain tou mujhe jaana hoga.
Miso...
Tum yahan kya kar rahi ho?
Mein tumsey maafi maangna chaahti thi kyun ke
maine tumhaaray jazbaat ke baaray mein sochay bagair kuch bol dia.
Aur
Aur?
Aaj raat
mein ghar nahi ja rahi.
Kya?
Mein ghar nahi ja rahi
aur tumhaaray saath rehna chaahungi poori raat.
Agar hum abhi meray ghar gaye
mein apni raftaar per qaabu nahi pa paaunga.
Aaj
mera ruknay ka koi iraada nahi hai.
Mein tumsey pyaar karta hoon.
Mein bhi.